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Joke of the Day

"I hate when people judge me because I have tattoos I will only date people with tattoos"

"My boyfriend said that I'm more than enough woman for him, and now I'm mad because I think he called me fat."

"In congested traffic, it's best to stay on the right side of the road. It'd be a real tragedy if you were on the wrong side."

"We built this community from the ground up as opposed to choosing a point in the air and building downwards from there."

"Two days ago: omg, I'm so glad I found my watch, I'll never misplace it again! Today: *has zero clue where the hell my watch is*"

"Just like Hitler with the tiny mustache, Kim Jong-Un is ruining that haircut for everyone else."

"I went to the doctor and told him I thought I might be a kleptomaniac. He said, ""Here, take these pills."" So I took them."

"What should you take for stomach pain? A shit"

"I'm fat and get laughed at when I say I have an eating disorder But I wouldn't be fat if I could stop eating disorder, datorder, and da other one too"

"A black first-grader runs home crying -Mommy mommy all my friends at school make fun of me cause I have a gigantic penis. His mom looks at him weird and says- ""Nigga you 17"""