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Joke of the Day

"I am woman hear me ROAAAoh is that chocolate?"

"I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said NaBrO"

"In 1987, we had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope... ...now we have Obama, no cash, and no hope."

"Did you hear about the man who jumped into a river in France. He was in Seine.../He was never Seine again..."

"I only shave on days when I'll be having sex. I live life as a yeti now."

"You know why people insisted on calling the Higgs Boson for ""the God particle""? Because since the Higgs Boson gives mass to tiny particles, they imagined that it had to be a tiny priest."

"Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs."

"When anyone ask me to babysit, I ask if their kid is a ""mean drunk"" or a ""happy drunk."" Gets me out of it every time."

"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!! (someone date me please)"

"Windows Phone"