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Joke of the Day

"Left home on Friday night, got bck home on Monday night. Grandma: U kids dnt knw hw 2 party, wen I ws ur age, I'd come back after a month"

"When a clown farts.. Does it smell funny?"

"Wanna expand my polynomial?"

"What is the internal tmperature of a taun-taun Luke warm"

"Why is unemployment rising in Jamaica? Because they're jahbless!"

"Half my family is Catholic, the other half Jewish, so when the tweet contest theme is ""guilt"" I pretty much have it in the bag."

"What is a rude way of referring to a young homosexual fly? A maggot, of course!"

"I was going to make a joke about the midwest... ...but it was too corny"

"Why did the hipster burn himself? Because he played with fire before it was cool."

"I'm not a fan of NASCAR but I hear it's popular in some circles."