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Joke of the Day
"Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars."
Next Joke
"what do you do when your dishwasher stops working? slap her"
"Blonde in laundromat asks to have a sweater cleaned. Attendant : ""Come again ?"" ( not hearing ) Blonde: ""Nope, Just mustard this time"""
"""Benjamin Button"" *""Benjamin who?""* ""Benjamin"" *""Who's there""* ""Knock knock"""
"Why can't you see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it."
"Be careful in traffic with your pasta car... You wouldn't want it to get al dente."
"is it me or do old people always end their texts with extra periods? ""good seeing u today. missed u....."""
"Dating is hard because guys are like ""You're hot, can we do butt stuff yet?"" and girls are like ""It's been 3 days, where's my ring?"""
"How loud can you talk? -Alcohol"
"I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't go to the gym with me. We just weren't working out."