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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar... and his crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart"
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"Watching Whitney Houston's funeral Was like watching every Tyler Perry movie at once"
"Reports are indicating that Ivanka Trump may take on some roles of the First Lady. Still no word on who will handle the duties of President."
"Why can't 2 Asians have a white baby 2 wongs don't make a white"
"People say to enjoy the messes your kids leave, because you'll miss them when they're grown and gone. I like to call those people liars."
"Why did the mexican push his wife over the bridge? ""Tequila"""
"Two cannibals are eating a clown, one turns to the other and asks 'does this taste funny to you?' Ba da ba, tshhhh."
"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your coconuts, this ain't gonna be your average blowjob. As told to me by a passing homeless man yesterday..."
"(NSFW) A pedophile and a little boy walk into the woods.. The boy says ""it's really dark out here, I'm scared."" The pedophile looks at him and says ""you're scared?! I have to walk back alone!"""
"My favorite joke [ha ha ha](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Womens_rights)"