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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar... and his crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart"
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"The Last Man on Earth I wouldn't mind being the last man on Earth. At least I'd find out if all those girls were telling the truth."
"Sweatpants and a hoodie: Sexy and I know it, but too lazy to show it."
"It's weird for Me not having a Pope. I feel like Burns without Smithers."
"What did the tree do when the bank closed? It started its own branch"
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"i dont care if people dislike me, but if a pet ignores me, i will hit them up nonstop & keep changing my look drastically until they love me"