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Joke of the Day
"What's in a white mans pants and more than 4 inches long? Nothing"
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"INSTAGRAM IS DOWN. I REPEAT. INSTAGRAM IS DOWN. HOLD THE DUCKFACES. HOLD THE MEALS. HOLD EVERYTHING."
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"Tomorrow you should turn back our clocks one hour. for Daylight Saving Time Unless you're Arabic, in which case you should set it forward 14 centuries."
"What does an Engineer use for contraception? His personality!"