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Joke of the Day

"What sound does a debugging Web Developer make? Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*"

"What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Walkout"

"I'm taking a vacation before I start a new job. I asked my girlfriend if she'd like to drive through Manitoba along the Hudson Bay to Rankin Inlet. She told me she was having Nunavut."

"Why do black people have white palms? Because there's a little good in everyone!"

"When you go to the drugstore, why are the condoms not in with the other party supplies?"

"Where do bees go to the bathroom? The BP station."

"Thought I heard reggae music coming from the office... ...but it was just the printer jammin'"

"Young Charlie to dentist's sexy chariside assistant ""Aha ! Are you the lady orthodontist ?"". The lady replied ""No but I'll straighten anyone's teeth """

"the year is 2048 twerking has become a sport the seas are now made of starbucks ugg boots are required by law"

"What's a Yankee? It's a quickie....but you do it yourself"