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Joke of the Day

"Guy to a friend, ""I just got a new job"" Friend ""oh yeah doing what?"" Guy ""fucking your mom, it's got good health benefits"""

"What car does Luke Skywalker drive? A Toyoda"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ""Why?"" To get to the gay-cunt's house. Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" The chicken."

"My wife always freaks out when she's on her period Keep having to tell her to stop ovary acting."

"Two cats decided to commit suicide by jumping off a cliff... The first cat jumped. The other was too much of a pussy."

"Just added Paul Walker on xbox, Shame he's always on the dashboard tho."

"I sleep better naked. Why is this flight attendant unable to understand that?"

"What did Hitler say when the barber shaved his head? Mine hair!!"

"Raping someone on an elevator... is wrong on so many levels"

"My mom laughed at me when I told her I was making a car out of spaghetti... you should have seen her face when I drove pasta!"