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Joke of the Day
"*sees guy dressed as ghost for Halloween* Hey buddy thats not funny, my grandma is a ghost"
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"I'm absolutely sick and tired of my wife not cleaning out the coffee machine after she's finished with it. Grounds for divorce."
"Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry."
"A woman started choking in the line at Starbucks- it was so scary but thankfully someone opened another register."
"What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep? Banned from the petting zoo."
"I went to the zoo the other day. They only had one animal; a dog. It was a Shih Tzu"
"Justin Bieber should thank Elton, Adam, and Ricky for making his closet a walk-in."
"Slugs are obviously snails that have been through a divorce."
"What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. Whats blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath"
"What does the sign on a closed brothel say? Beat it. We're closed."