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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim? A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off."

"Will you get mad? Wife: *Honey, do I look fat in this dress?* Husband: *Will you get mad if I tell you the truth?* Wife: *No, silly. Of course not* Husband: *I slept with your sister*"

"Man should not be judged by the color of his skin, but rather by the first song that comes on his iPod when you put it on shuffle."

"I wish I was getting a divorce. Because it would mean someone once loved me enough to marry me."

"What is the difference between Virging and non-virgin ? Virgin doesn't give a fuck."

"What's a Rabbis' favorite drink? Semenade"

"If Bob Marley were alive today, what would he listen to music on? An iAndiPod. Just made that one up. I can hear the groans."

"What is love? [This is love](http://i.imgur.com/U3roe7r.png)"

"You can't even? That's odd."

"Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things."