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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump said he is going to do an AMA from the space station For upvotes"
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"Did you hear the one about Gilgamesh? It was epic."
"*hands cashier $100 bill ""Ya have anything smaller?"" *crumbles up $100 bill and hands it to cashier"
"Can't afford a cat? Duct tape 3 squirrels together, next question"
"*sees gf upset* Me: she looks mad, I should say something Brain: lol tell her she's overreacting Me: ok"
"What do Godot and my wife have in common? Both are French."
"A bear walks into a bar.. *Goes up to the bartender* Bear: ""Hi, I'd like a gin...................and tonic."" Bartender: ""Sure, but what's with the big pause?"" *bear looks at own paws*"
"Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well? Her coach was a pumpkin"
"Have any of you heard about the magician who was driving home? He turned into a driveway."
"Peanuts Two peanuts are walking down the street, one was assaulted... ...peanut."