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Joke of the Day
"What did the Zune say to the iPod? You da real MP3."
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"Of all the things ""Inside Amy Schumer""... ..why can't any of them be funny?"
"Ian: ""I'd like to report my guide dog missing."" Cop: ""Right. When did you last see him?"" Ian: ""I've never seen him."""
"Cheeseburger. Guy to Girl: Hey , do you know the difference between a cheeseburger and a blow job??? Girl: NO! Guy: I will take you out for lunch one day !"
"I'm Trying Out Something New and Dating People Regardless of Their Gender: We'll see how it Pans out."
"Use fire extinguisher in case a Politician catches fire Use it to batter him to death."
"I just had the worst experience with a mosquito. It sucked!"
"My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through something so small?"
"What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late!"