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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about all the Hamburgers that showed up at the Hot Dogs' prom? They were in abundance."

"the refrigerator is a clear example that what matters is whats inside"

"What do you do with an epileptic lettuce? You make a seizure salad"

"Why is cocaine the alt-right's favorite drug? White powder!"

"Baby detective: These stab wounds here, they- *coroner covers the body with a sheet* Baby: OH MY GOD. THE BODY! ITS GONE! WHERE DID IT GO"

"[Walks into steam room at gym] ""good morning my.."" ""Dave no!"" ""my est.."" ""Please Dave no.."" ""..My eSTEAMed colleagues"" ""Everyone hates you"""

"Did you hear about the drug dealer with arthritis? He had bad joints."

"(calling) 'Hey Boss, what's the difference between work and your daughter?' 'I'm not coming into work today'"

"Did you hear about the Jewish kamikaze pilot? He crashed his plane onto his brothers scrap metal yard."

"If pink and glitter were vitamins blondes would be the healthiest people alive."