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Joke of the Day
"Who won the 1940 Tour De France? The 7th Panzer division"
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"I'd tell a joke about Jonestown, But the punch line is too long..."
"""The Spoon"" Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. . Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."
"An American & Mexican are talking. American: ""Your Government needs to spy on your people, man. You guys have a drug problem."" Mexican: ""What drug problem? We get drugs pretty easily!"""
"I took a class in Women's Studies last semester. It was the tits."
"What do you call a woman with an opinion?? Wrong"
"My friend William joined the army He is uncomfortable with the phrase ""Fire at Will"""
"""I'm both fucking people, Lois! Honestly, how do you have a job or even tie your shoes?!"" -Clark Kent"
"What do you call a couple punctual doctors with good handwriting? A paradox."
"My friend started a business in Afghanistan selling land mines that look like prayer rugs.. He says prophets are going through the roof."