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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a couple punctual doctors with good handwriting? A paradox."

"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those of us who understand binary and everyone else."

"Why are periods called ""Aunt Flo""? Because for 3-5 days, it's a PROGRESSIVE pain in the ass."

"Hey girl, Did you fall from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face."

"To the Engineer To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be."

"I like my women like a like my coffee... With absolutely no pubic hair."

"DATE: This place is so fancy ME: Ever have a guy splurge on you before? DATE: Well, only when we didn't have a condom"

"[boxing match] ANNOUNCER: ...and the challenger weighing 8lbs 7oz, Billy ""The Baby"" Sanchez CHAMP: That's a real baby TRAINER: You got this"

"How come if you eat two cookies you gain 3 lbs. Then when you take a major dump, you don't lose anything?"

"""Is it a stupid question to ask how many parks there are in New York?"" It's not a stupid question. It's actually quite difficult to count, as more and more Koreans are moving here every day..."