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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? One day my prints will come."
Next Joke
"What do you call a four about four? A meta-four."
"Who put semen in the basement? I don't know. That's just the way it's spelled."
"How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend? ""Marriage.. you wanna?"""
"People who genetically engineer food, why don't you make celery that tastes like Reese's Peanut Butter Cups? I bet that would shut people up"
"What vegetables do plumbers hate the most? Leeks"
"Q. ""Why do the commodes in Marine barracks have the cut-out type seats?"" A. ""So that if the seat falls while they're drinking it won't smack them in the back of the head"""
"What do you call a Muslim Flying an airplane A pilot"
"My Grandmother recently passed away and left me everything in her will. I guess you could say that I'm Grammy nominated."
"What's a penguins favorite relative? His Aunt Artica!"