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"Ladies, love yourself first or nobody will @MaleHonesty86"

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"The bartender says ""sorry, we don't serve time travellers here"" A time traveller walks into a bar."
"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason."
"There are two types of people in the world, those who sweat when eating spicy food and those whose nose drips when eating spicy food."
"Sex is like maths.. Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply"
"What did the unicyclist say to the bicyclist? I'm bi curious."
"Rick Ross on Valentines Day ""Shout out to all the pairs"""
"I went for a job interview as a blacksmith yesterday. He said, ""Have you ever shoed a horse?"" I said, ""No, but I've told a donkey to fuck off."""
"The people you may know list should be renamed to, the people you may want to block."
"Apparently my 6yo old son went to school with a Spiderman costume under his clothes. The students of Edison Elementary are safe today."