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Joke of the Day
"What did the African have for breakfast? E Bol A Cereal"
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"I was just told by my doctor that I have cancer and alzheimer's. At least I didn't get cancer!"
"What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together? 12 Casualties"
"Stalin bragged that his death camps were better than Hitler's. Hitler responded, ""Jewish."""
"""Is there a Mr. Fields?"" I say to my twelfth cookie, all the while knowing she's all mine."
"Why is Santa so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live."
"that kid at the public pool who kept screaming at his mom to watch him jump in grew up to be a blogger"
"Did you hear about the leper who visited the whorehouse? He left a big tip."
"Why did the Amish woman get pregnant? Because she was seeing too many Mennonite."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you pick up anything with that?"