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Joke of the Day
"Why can't bicycles stand on their own? Because they are two tired."
Next Joke
"What do you call a condom full of money? Johnny Cash."
"I used to own a nocturnal horse... She was a nightmare."
"What's Harry Potter's favorite way to go down a hill? Walking. Jk. Rolling."
"*wakes up* nooooooo"
"God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan"""
"first rule of fight club is no fightig. welcom to contradicton club evryone hav a seat adn dont hav a seat. also this isnt contradicton club"
"Me and my girlfriend are just too different... I exist and she doesn't"
"Facebook has become the girlfriend you no longer like but are scared to dump"
"Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter? He'll be Snowden."