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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Amish woman get pregnant? Because she was seeing too many Mennonite."
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"Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won."
"What's the weather like in Iraq ? Sunni in the North Shiite in the South."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Cold dark and bitter."
"What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Patient."
"How do you clear out a synagogue call the irs"
"What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal? A very upset child."
"Give a banana to your uninvited house guest. Hold another banana up to your ear. Only respond to questions asked thru the ""banana phone""."
"I used to think love() was abstract, until you implemented it in MyHeart."
"I cry at the end of sandwiches."