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Joke of the Day

"What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food? Steak"

"The thing I love most about dad jokes... ...is how they keep pushing the boundaries of humour father and father."

"If you ever see three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument a bank has just been robbed"

"Why do cops get mad when other cops have jurisdiction over a case? I'd be like cool I'm going home to eat."

"I want to make a joke about my eye doctor. But it sounded very cornea."

"The fact that crocodile ate your enemy, does not make him your friend."

"How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, while the rest were kung fu fighting"

"A child is being pushed around in a pink toy convertible while eating a chocolate frosted donut, and I want to ask her how she got this job."

"Sometimes I spice up my love life by getting my girlfriend to wear a long black nightgown with buttons on it. Makes her look just like a remote control."

"Why did the communists trip over? Because they were Russian!"