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Joke of the Day
"Met a hooker who said she'd do anything for $5 So I banged her."
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"Why is sex like a game of Euchre? You don't need a partner if you have a good hand."
"What do a thong and Bernie Sander's crazyman hairstyle have in common? They both barely cover a cunt."
"What's the difference between an African American lesbian and someone flying a confederate flag? One's a black that hates dicks, the other's a dick that hates blacks."
"What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire? The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it."
"[end of long conversation] HER: let me give you my number ME: great! [forgot name] how do you spell your name? HER: ME: HER: k-i-m ME:"
"How do you chip thin ice off a window? You bust a rime."
"""LET MY PEEPHOLE GO!"" -Moses when the cops found the peephole he installed in the Womens washroom."
"What do you call a Social Justice Warrior in a society of strippers? The thot police! ^^^^PleaseDon'tBeTooHardOnMe."
"If I find out who stole my copy of MS office, I'll kill you... You have my Word!"