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Joke of the Day
"What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Hypothermia"
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"Why did the console peasant faint at the art gallery There were too many frames"
"Who would win a knife fight between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton? Everyone!"
"Its the little things that bring the most joy - Like sneaking a home pregnancy test in the shopping cart of a mom/daughter combo & observing"
"I once played chess with an Egyptian King... ...I was distracted for a moment, and when I turned around he was blatantly attempting to cheat. I told him that that wasn't very pharaoh."
"What's the best thing about fucking a 10 year old girl? Flipping her over and pretending she's a 10 year old boy."
"One horribly inappropriate comment and you'll never be shown another baby photo at work ever again. Totally worth it."
"Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are 50 cents but deer nuts are under a buck."
"On Facebook, someone posted that they have 90 days of pregnancy left. The 1st commenter said 'when are you due?' This is why we are here..."
"I don't even want to know how many nude pics Donald Trump's cell phone must have of him."