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Joke of the Day

"Some of you I'd like to take under my wing like a mother hen. Others of you I'd like to trap between my thighs like the Cougar that I am."

"What do you call a black guy with a fan? Antique air conditioner."

"is it crazy how saying sentences backwards . . . . . .create backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?"

"He knows when you are sleeping He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good... Sounds like Santa's had Facebook way before us."

"The NBA should really draft some thirsty ratchet bitches. They're hella quick on the rebound!"

"The bartender poured me a scotch and asked me what I thought of it. I told her it was neat."

"Love every corner They said you will find love in every corner. I must say my life is in a circle"

"Did you hear that Hillary dropped out of the presidential race? They did a colonoscopy and found out she had a brain tumor."

"What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat? http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/what_did_the_drunken_irishman_say_to_the_chinese/"

"Tell the Punchline first. How do you ruin a joke?"