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Joke of the Day
"Found out i was colourblind the other day.. Hit me right out of the purple"
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"How often do I think about Keira? Knightley."
"Want the secret to success? Want 2x the energy without having to diet? Want to add 20 years to your life? Want less shoulder hair? Me too."
"what happens when you're singing in the shower and get soap in your mouth? it becomes a soap opera"
"My friend decided to cut out whiskey... ...but he's Stella heavy drinker."
"If 666 is evil Does that mean that 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil?"
"[walks into gym with my sunglasses on] WHATS UP LADIES *takes off sunglasses* damn it 3rd treadmill I've hit on this week"
"Ice cream is clearly God's way of telling us he likes us a little bit chubby."
"What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe? Robertoe"
"What is brown and sticky? Shit."