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Joke of the Day
"What's black, smells and has 17 tits? The bin bag outside the breast cancer ward."
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"I'm trying to write a joke with the word ""cunt"" But I cunt."
"What do you call a theatrical performance about puns? A play on words"
"What if we all do not exist and God is alone just imagining us?"
"Started playing with the self-retracting cord on my vacuum to find out how much weight it can pull; long story short, I'm Batman now."
"What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep? ...An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood"
"Two blondes came across some tracks in the woods - and they argued with each other about whether or not it was bear or deer tracks... Until they both got hit by a train."
"On its wedding night, why did the jungle cat have sex with the hotel receptionist? It was a fast cheetah"
"Good joke [SERIOUS] ^ title"
"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? ...neither has he!"