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Joke of the Day
"What's black, smells and has 17 tits? The bin bag outside the breast cancer ward."
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"Did you guys hear about how Mattel took back all those Terminator action figures? It was a *Total Recall*"
"What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck? DOUCHE!!!"
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"On a hunch, I tried looking for the murderer at the corpse auction. As soon as the auctioneer started it was a dead giveaway."
"have a nail gun and some boards laying around? show him you love him by adding some attractive wood paneling to his car"