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Joke of the Day

"Why did ISIS invade Antarctica? They saw a documentary about penguins and thought the continent was full of devout Islamic women."

"I think this lady I'm stalking just found out. She changed her wifi name to: ""Hey you in the tree. I've called the cops."""

"Break ups are the worst in China You see her face everywhere"

"Why is it called extra virgin olive oil? Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees."

"Pogo, Radio So two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. To the left of them is a sink. One of the polar bears turns on the bath water, and the other says, ""Pogo, radio."""

"What do you call an indentured servant hired specifically to cut meat for you? A *Filet Minion*."

"Knock, knock... Tim Buckt."

"Date tip: buy a calendar"

"Can we just make serving unsalted french fries a federal offense?"

"What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady? And we will never know because he can't stand up."