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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend says she prefers a dildo over me. I never saw it coming"
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"How does Donald Trump keep Mexicans off reddit? With a text wall."
"*Goes into debt Debt: Wrong hole."
"What's the problem with North Korea? It has no Seoul!!"
"I love eating German sausage.... but it always gives me the wurst farts. HA HA HAHA Ha....ha....^ha ^ha^ha......^i'llshowmyselfout"
"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked ON the moon, and Michael Jackson had sex with kids."
"I can't remember what 51, 6 and 500 are in Roman numerals... fcuking livid"
"What do you call three brothers taking acid together? Triplets"
"Don't succumb to peer pressure. . . . . . . Remember, none of your friends do."
"Why was math so easy in ancient Rome? x always equals 10"