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Joke of the Day
"How does Donald Trump keep Mexicans off reddit? With a text wall."
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"AWE YEAH,,, I just washed my dog with Axe body wash... He's gonna to get ALL DA B!TCHES"
"Local news station is airing a segment on free rent in exchange for sex. Look, you don't have to tell me how a marriage works."
"Do you think Professor that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No I think she should put down the lid as a favor."
"Jim McGuinn and David Crosby found dead in apparent Double Homicide, one Keith Richards suspected. It seems two Byrds were killed by one Stone."
"My Buddy Is So Mixed... He doesn't know who his step-dad is."
"If you were antipencil, would you be erasist?"
"*Sat talking to a girl at a bar* Brain: Compliment her perfume, nicely. Me: I AM SMELLING YOU Brain: Why do you hate me?"
"Snow Ain't the problem Isis"
"[Interview] HR - What are your strengths and weaknesses ? Me - WiFi Password and WiFi Signal."