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Joke of the Day
"*Goes into debt Debt: Wrong hole."
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"I was chatting up this woman. I said, ""You're the sort of woman I could introduce to my mum."" ""Aww,"" she smiled, ""Can you?"" I said, ""Of course, I'll drive us to the cemetery tomorrow."""
"Here's a broom go sweep the floors... 'Here's a broom go sweep the floors.' 'But I have a PhD...' 'Oh, I'm sorry, give me the broom, I'll show you how its done.'"
"How do you know your sister is having her period? (Sick danish humor) NSFW When your fathers dick taste like blood."
"I'd like to join the Navajo tribe... I hear they've got great fringe benefits."
"How do you catch a polar bear? You make a hole in the ice and line it with peas. When the bear goes in to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole."
"Not sure if my bed is calling me or if its the girl I left handcuffed all day"
"Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in!"
"I'm all set for Friday night: got my mac 'n cheese dinner, 40 oz., 'Steel Magnolias' DVD, Twitter friends and tears."
"How does Moses make tea He brews it.."