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Joke of the Day
"I was gonna tell a joke about a midget giving head but that'd be a low blow."
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"One time my dad caught me doing homework and made me eat an entire pack of calculators"
"*hops off a horse* alright buddy, your turn"
"A rabbi, a nun, and a horse walk into a bar, bartender says ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"What is the name of the secret society of weavers? I-loom-'n'-I-tie"
"Never make puns during a Scrabble match. Your opponent may not like your wordplay."
"Why couldn't the whistle blower make it home for the holidays? he was snowden"
"No one wants to talk about Dracula's defining quality, turning into thousands of bats to avoid human contact."
"They put a protective casing over the Vietnam Wall. They're calling it the Maya Lin sheath."
"A customer just told me that it takes a 14 mile run to work off 1 Oreo. Don't worry she's dead now"