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Joke of the Day
"A customer just told me that it takes a 14 mile run to work off 1 Oreo. Don't worry she's dead now"
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"Realizing his terrible mistake, Judas bitterly hurled his half-eaten Klondike bar into the sea."
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"Why I Chose my Internet Provider I chose Cox. At least they are honest about who they are."
"My fridge exploded. . . And there are pieces of de-brie everywhere."
"Hey there's this new diet that can help lose pounds fast! Its called the Brexit"
"What do 0/10 little boys enjoy? Catholic priests"
"Why shouldn't you play against Adolf Hitler in Madden? Because he always blitzes."
"He stole my heart, so I stole his last name. Is the slogan of a very famous body parts and new ID shop in Mexico."