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Joke of the Day
"How are peanut butter and jelly related? They're inbred"
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"Did you hear about the gay fisherman who went for a check up They said if he wanted to get better, he had to stop going down on all the docks."
"Kate Keller is not a good mother. After learning that her daughter, Helen Keller, got turned down by a boy, she asks: ""Are you seeing someone?"""
"I hope the friends that haven't called me in a while know how much I appreciate that."
"There were two flies sitting on a toilet seat... one got pissed off."
"After I changed sex, my daughter has been ignoring me.. It seems like I'm transparent"
"I joined a cribbage cult recently They practice peggin' rituals"
"[first date] HER: It looks like you work out ME: *adjusting the tissues in my sleeves* Oh yeah, big time worker outer"
"A Programmer goes to the store to buy groceries... .... and while he's there, his wife calls and says: ""While you're out, get some eggs."" He never returns."
"Spreads legs... Nope Spreads two other legs .... Nope Spreads two others .... Dammit, no Spreads last two.... BINGO!! - spider sex"