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Joke of the Day
"After I changed sex, my daughter has been ignoring me.. It seems like I'm transparent"
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"Did you know God does drugs? Psalms 83:18 says he is the most high over all the earth..."
"My autobiography would just be a really long Taco Bell receipt."
"What do you MEAN there are no food trucks named ""Nom Chompsky""?!"
"I just shook the crumbs out of my keyboard and they spelled ""GAYLORD."" My haters grow more powerful everyday."
"What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking? A leave of Absinthe."
"I like my women like I like my golf score In the low 80s with a slight handicap"
"What idiot called it jousting and not poker knight?"
"A roman walks into a bar... A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martini, the bartender gives him two and the Roman walks away happy."
"What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising."