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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator ? ... Have you ever heard a refrigerator fart when you pull out the meat?"

"When people see ghosts, why aren't they naked? Do clothes die and become ghosts too?"

"What do you call a hamburger that runs for president? A McTrump"

"Facebook, Pinterest and Instagram have taught us that for every giant technological leap ahead, we will find a way to use it for dumb shit."

"What's the difference between ""like"", ""love"" and ""showing off""? Spit, Swallow and Gargle."

"Misty is in the shower and Brock is at the door knocking. What does Brock say? Ash told me you were in here and I should take a pikachu. I'm sorry..."

"My friend told me that I just don't understand irony. Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time."

"You guys I found this new great birth control called pregnant women posting pictures on Facebook."

"You know how I found out I have a fruit fetish? I had an Orange Crush."

"What does a raven bring on an airplane? A carri-on bag"