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Joke of the Day

"The Punished Schoolboy by Major Bumsaw"

"You need some more fuel for that fire? Cause I got some wood for you right here."

"Grandma found out I'm single so I have roughly an hour to find a gf or Ill be getting the 'have you thought about being a priest' talk again"

"What do you call a man that as sex with his 9 year old wife? The holiest Prophet of Islam."

"Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long."

"If I'm suddenly acting really nice to you, chances are it's only because I want what you're eating."

"I don't understand the trend of Chinese restaurants with ""NO MSG!"" signs. Why would I eat somewhere that I can't send texts?"

"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who thought they knew what the punchline would be, and those who are now searching for the original joke."

"My New Year's Resolution is to lose 10 pounds Only 13 more to go"

"U2 donated that album without charging, and we hate it. That's pro bono and anti-Bono at the same time."