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Joke of the Day

"I just found out that Norway has the highest cost of living in Europe... ... I couldn't A-Fjord to live there."

"Keeping busy in prison"

"The problem with Chris Brown jokes is . . . He always beats you to the punch."

"I get jealous over the little stuff... Why? Because we started out doing that ""little stuff"".."

"Protect your Twitter account from plagiarism by only tweeting things that nobody cares about."

"What did the Grateful Dead fans say when they stopped smoking pot? ""Man this music sucks..."""

"What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire? The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it."

"Best Deal Ever My wife said she'll divorce me if I get I phone 6S Rose gold. That's the deal.."

"if u see someone chewing gum in the morning, it's 100% bc they didn't brush their teeth. they're nasty as hell n not worthy of ur respect"

"Pizza is like sex... Its better with the boys"