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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between America and Yoghurt? If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture."

"An old man went underwear shopping. ""Boxers or briefs?"" Asked the clerk. ""Depends."""

"If the Zombie Apocolypse doesn't start out like the dance portion of the Thriller video I'm going to be so pissed."

"What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse."

"my disrespectful teen son somehow got hold of a gluten product and now he wants to become a cat girl"

"Why shouldn't you be racist? Because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people."

"People who brag about drinking black coffee?? Ok enjoy your hot bean water, I'm using creamer because I love myself"

"What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot? let me be your *soil*mate"

"Why did the chickens cross the road? I had to get back to my car from KFC"

"What kinda overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim"