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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between America and Yoghurt? If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture."

"My ex-wife still misses me... but her aim is getting better!"

"What time did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? Ten-ish."

"What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common? They both like to crack open a cold one"

"Which blood type does a bad speler have? Typo"

"How come Greek salad doesn't have any lettuce? Austerity."

"Man sentenced to five years for masturbating with soap in public. Came clean in court."

"Two words that would mean the end of Twitter - Miley Bieber."

"What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ? A good jumpurr !"

"Why do you never see prostitutes on airplanes? They don't give a flying fuck."