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Joke of the Day
"Man sentenced to five years for masturbating with soap in public. Came clean in court."
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"Who decided smiling would be the default expression for pictures?"
"Dont lie about your job, just word it better. Ex: ""I handle client transactions at a fortune 500 multi-national corp"" vs ""I cashier at KFC"""
"Guess what God said to Joan Rivers when she just arrived in Heaven? Thank you, Bruce really needed those botox to make his wife and daughters as beautiful as he is"
"if a pea-brain is someone with a small brain, then a peacock is someone with a ...? no?"
"The Miami Dolphins...."
"What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke? Yours"
"May he without sin cast the first stone [Everybody picks up rocks] Sharing Netflix passwords counts as sin [Everybody puts rocks back down]"
"Hell hath no fury like a woman whom you won't let see a picture of her you just took."
"What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? Udder Destruction. I swear this joke is funnier in person. Try it, trust me. Panty dropper for sure."