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Joke of the Day

"If we put aside our differences and work together, I truly believe we can come up with a few more alternate spellings of the name Britney."

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"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings. But what happens when a Foghorn blows? I say-I say, you get cum in your mouth"
"A man walked into a bar... He said ""Ow"""
"US follows Britain BRITAIN: ""Hey, America, watch this!"" *BRITAIN SETS ITSELF ON FIRE* USA: ""Cool. Can I borrow your lighter?"""
"Why did Cindrella sucked at baseball? Because she kept running away from the ball."
"Q: What has got four legs and an arm? - A: A Rottweiler in a playground."
"How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag? You take the f out of ""safe"" and the f out of ""way""."
"Black paint Political correctness has gone to far these days. You cant even say black paint any more, you have to say ""Tyrone, please will you paint my house?"""
"- Deletes FB account - Leaves Social Media - Moves to Himalayas - Pigeon comes with a note - Opens note - Candycrush request"
"[sees co-worker the next day after failing to kill him on purge night] mondays am i right?"
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