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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an intelligent blonde? A Labrador."

"My favorite salad is a bunch of different kinds of Doritos mixed together"

"What did Hitler say to the Chinese food delivery guy that stole his Chinese food? MEIN LOMEIN!"

"If someone is better at something than you, learn from them, let them teach you, or bathe in their blood so you can absorb their power."

"Capitalism is horrible Buy my book to find out why!"

"I think my Maths teacher might have some relationship issues... She keeps asking us to find her 'x'."

"How do mathematicians deal with constipation? They work it out with a pencil."

"Why couldn't the traffic light get a date? She was wearing no turn on red. :|"

"All mushrooms are edible... Some you can only eat once."

"I farted in a Apple Store Too bad they didn't have any *windows*."