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Joke of the Day
"The self-checkout line was invented by a guy who was sent to the store to buy tampons."
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"My dad had a good idea. Sometimes when cars drive by your house they honk at you. But you can't respond. That's where House Horn comes in"
"Two ninjas walk into a bar. They stole several glasses and a Vodka bottle, without the bartender noticing."
"Bummed about the early Scotland vote results. This was pretty much our best hope for seeing Shrek on a flag."
"[Offensive] Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas."
"Schrodinger's Cat is depressed Cat: No one came to my birthday party/funeral"
"Worst Excuses For Being Late 5) Too many dragons 4) Out of dragons 3) I'm not late, Steve is 2) Time is fake 1) Made a list of excuses"
"What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more? An extractor fan"
"I went to the doctors this morning as I had a strawberry growing from my ear. He gave me some cream for it."
"Thanks for painting the cell towers green so they look like trees, California, but can you paint the homeless like pavement next?"