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"what happens if you drink 3.14 liters of water? you will Pi ss"
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"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Hitler Hitler had supporters."
"I just finished watching the Curt Cobain documentary... It ended with a bang."
"[Commercial for lawnmowers] [Exhausted looking guy stood in his garden] *Stabs a long sword into the grass* ""There has to be a better way"""
"Why is it that when a guy nails a ton of girls, he's called a stud... ...but when he nails a ton of studs, he's in construction?"
"The only B word you should be using to describe her is ""Beautiful."" Because bitches love being called ""beautiful."""
"What do you call over the counter Viagra? Mycoxafloppin"
"why do we park in the driveway but fetishize an impossible and ridiculous masculinity on the hemingway"
"Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I. -Oscar Levant."
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No i-dear What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no i-dear"