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Joke of the Day

"Blonde and a dog Why did the blonde have sex with the dog? Because she likes it ruff."

"What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin? Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share."

"My wife said she has had enough of me because I always get my directions mixed up... So I just packed my bags and right..."

"Well that's a wrap on another day where I act like I know what I'm doing"

"You know... When someone says to you ""Jesus loves you."" It's always comforting. Unless you are in a Mexican jail."

"i made a joke about /r/jokes mods [Removed]"

"If a road runs parallel to a river, there's probably a bridge nearby. No reason to cross five lanes of traffic, Frogger, you dumbshit."

"FYI: hey my wife came home in a terrible mood and I figured I'd read her one of my tweets to cheer her up, turns out that's a bad idea guys"

"I call bullshit on the Chinese language. There's no way that shit is real."

"I'm not into bestiality but... I do like hot dogs"