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Joke of the Day

"I see lots of posts on this subreddit that could also work well on the subreddit for puns. Which got me to thinking, r/jokes and puns the same thing?"

"Why does Floyd Mayweather have ""TGIF"" written on his boxing shoes? To remind him that ""Toes Go in First."""

"What is the difference between a lesbian and a wheat thin? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker."

"How did I sleep in college? I slept like a baby... I woke up every two hours to vomit, shit myself and cry myself back to sleep."

"Two horses are standing in a field. ""I'm so hungry I could eat a horse"" Says the first. ""Moo!"" says the second"

"Why black people are so tall ? Because they're/their kNEe GROwS."

"My Grandma would be pissed if she found out how many times she's died so I could get out of having to go somewhere."

"I like my rum like I like my women Twelve years old and mixed up with Coke."

"Keyboard Humor. Finds a ESC key from a keyboard on the floor, make the shity pun; ""the Esc key escaped."""

"A man died in a grain silo... He ran himself to death, trying to find a corner to pee in."