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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old girl with a fat ass."

"What do you call these cats? What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain."

"JOB INTERVIEWER: Talk about a time when a big project of yours didn't work out as you hoped ME: Well I got two English degrees"

"What's the problem with auto-erotic asphyxia? You don't know if you're coming or going"

"My friends tell me that cooking is easy but it's not easier than not cooking."

"[At restaurant] I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! But I'm on a diet so... [To waiter] Do you have diet horse?"

"What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing? Better get this right, I only have 2 worms."

"What's the difference between Trump and a stripper? Strippers climb polls."

"Did you here Ram Dass is getting a sex change? He decided to Be Her Now"

"How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool? ""Please get out of the swimming pool."""