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Joke of the Day
"I hit 350lbs on the bench press today And I think I broke a rib after I fell on it.."
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"An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter ""How do you feel?"" ""How would you feel"" the astronout replied ""if you were stuck here on top of 20000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?"""
"Going for a classy St. Patrick's Day this year. Anyone know of a good green wine?"
"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? >**Because they lactose**"
"I'd have an extra 18 hours of free time every day if I lost my phone."
"An escalator can never break it can only become stairs."
"Why would Louis and Clark adore living in todays age? Because the difficulty in finding the North-West passage significantly declined once we discovered it was Kim Kardashian's vagina."
"Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle"
"Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said ""Watch out for worms won't you!"" The first one replied ""Why should I? They can watch out for themselves."""
"Get a hair cut, run away without paying. They can't chase you because they're holding scissors. The perfect crime."