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Joke of the Day

"A drunk man walks into a bakery... He approaches the baker and says ""I fucked your mother!"" On which the baker replies ""Go home dad"""

"Happy Birthday question from grandpa Hey nephew are you trying to overtake me?"

"What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you."

"What did one nose say when the other nose said ""I love you""? ""Back achoo!"""

"Astronaut: Dave, that's not necessary in zero-G. Penguin: [flapping wings] Just let me have this."

"Last night I went to a bar and someone put a Mira-Lax in my drink Overall, it was a pretty shitty night"

"What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni? An impasta"

"When God closes a door, He usually makes sure my fingers are in it."

"Vaccination awareness is rising Last night I saw a young man vaccinate himself behind a dumpster"

"Why don't they have driving lessons and sex ed on the same day in Saudi Arabia? They don't want to overwork the camel."