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Joke of the Day

"Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor? Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart."

"What happens when a man of jewish descent runs into a wall with an erection? He breaks his nose."

"Carl: Cold out night. Me: Tell me something I don't know. Carl: NASA found LSD improved spiders' ability to make webs. Me: Fair enough."

"Remember if you ever get mugged, don't yell ""Help."" Yell, ""Oh my god! It's Justin Bieber!"""

"How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain? It was just a fluke!"

"What do you call a four about four? A meta-four."

"If I can't find any cheese this sandwich will be toast!"

"Did you hear about the nun who only made her clothes out of rags she found on the street? She had a very odd habit."

"A high schooled student becomes a national hero after taking down a school shooter But was expelled because of the schools zero tolerance policy"

"Despite having no nominations this year, I'm certain that black folks will clean up at The Oscars."