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Joke of the Day

"Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor? Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart."

"A neutron walks into a bar and asks, ""how much for a beer?"" The bartender replies, ""For you, no charge."""

"A nihilist was robbed at gunpoint. Nothing of value was stolen."

"When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ? When the door is open !"

"I saw a car with no wheels the other day They were enTIREly gone"

"What is big hairy and can fly faster than sound? King Koncord."

"What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy? When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, ""Merci!""."

"So doctor, do I have rabies? Doc: Short answer. Yes. Patient: What's the long answer? Doc: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss."

"How many vegetarians does it take to eat a whole hotdog? Just one, with ten vegetarian hotdogs."

"Waiter, there's an I in my team"