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Joke of the Day

"Today I learned that pouring water on someone who is sleeping under an electric blanket won't electrocute them. It will only make them angry"

"You know what the most infuriating thing ever is? [removed]"

"I bet other insects hate it when they ask a caterpillar how she became a butterfly, and she's all, ""Just diet and exercise, guys!"""

"Have you heard of that family fun game Beat the Parents? Talk about a double standard."

"What do you call a racist shark? Great Whitey"

"What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room? MERRY CHRISTMAS!"

"I just went to see a presentation by a very charismatic frog. He was riveting."

"I would be morbidly obese if food for thought was an actual thing."

"I thought of this one in history class today The thing about communist jokes is that everyone has to get them."

"Letsh Have Shex! -Horny Sean Connery"